PUNOGRAPHY – a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
Food & drink:
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
The indecisive rower couldn’t choose either oar.
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won’t know what you’re missing.
One sports item from Pun a Day