When chemists die, they barium.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Earthquake in Washington obviously the government’s fault .
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Velcro – what a rip off!