Make sure you see our SECOND Mother’s Day blog (also posted today) –
“A Tribute To A Mother’s Love”
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING – SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS… and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
To help us out of there when we were getting born.
God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot .
Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
Diet. You know her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.
I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.