FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY,
AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
Some chuckles for you that I received in a recent e-mail about just how peculiar our English language can be ~
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila…… Floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self- help section?” she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will break-in and clean them?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?(tricky)
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Have a great weekend
from your friends at Rainsoft Ottawa,
Eternally Pure Water Systems, Inc.