Hilarious Fixes ~ Friday Chuckles

WATER DROPLET1_FOR BLOG ICONThis is not the blog I’d intended for today, but I just received this in my e-mail and decided it’s too funny and ingenious not to share with you on  a Friday as you get ready for your weekend – have a great one!

My favorites are the satellite signal and the desk cables.

I’m a Man. I can fix that!

Don’t have a spoon?                   I can fix that!

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Seat belt broken?                       I can fix that!

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New TV too big for the old cabinet?                  I can fix that!

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 No bottle opener?                 I can fix that!

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 Room too dark using compact fluorescent?  I can fix that!

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Electrical problem?                  I can fix that!

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Car stereo stolen?                              I can fix that!

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight?             I can fix that!

cid:8.642151257@web160104.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

 No ice chest?                        I can fix that!

cid:9.642151257@web160104.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

 Can’t read the ATM screen?               I can fix that!

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 Car imported from the wrong country?             I can fix that!

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 Satellite signal goes out when it rains?           I can fix that!

cid:12.642151257@web160104.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

 Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?          I fixed that.

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 Wiper motor burned out?                I can fix that!

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 What the HECK!!!

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 Display rack falling over?              I can fix that!

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 Desk overloaded?            I can fix that!

cid:17.642151257@web160104.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

 Car can’t be ordered with the ‘Wood Trim’ option?

I can fix that!

cid:18.642151257@web160104.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

 Exhaust pipe dragging?          I can fix that!

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 Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?       I can fix that!

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No skate park in town?                 I can fix that!

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 And – last but not least – – – –

No need to thank me…

 (Now this is a Good One!)   Cables falling behind the desk?

I can fix that!

cid:21.642151257@web160104.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

Cuz I’m A Man and I Can Fix That!

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