Punography – a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
Health:
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
When chemists die, they barium.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
School:
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Weather:
Earthquake in Washington obviously the government’s fault .
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .
Miscellaneous:
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Velcro – what a rip off!
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